Monday, 31 October 2022

Jailed: Accounts Manager Who Nicked £300K From Computer Company

A computer company accounts manager, who splurged over £300,000 she defrauded from her employer on a spending spree – including thousands at TK Maxx – is starting a prison sentence of two years and eight months.

Madelaine Ager, 50, created fictitious invoices and was responsible for seventy-four cash transfers into her own bank account while employed by Brooklands Computer Services, of Kent House, Upper Mulgrave Road, Cheam.

Single mum Ager, of West Hill Court, Court Lane, Epsom pleaded guilty to fraud by abuse of position between June 5, 2018 and March 6, 2020.

Inner London Crown Court heard she was employed as a £31,000-a year accounts manager and was responsible for paying the company's bills as well as other financial administration.

Without warning Ager suddenly failed to turn up for work on March 2, 2020 and when he brother visited her home a large amount of “luxury goods” were discovered at the address.

The company calculated she defrauded them of £308,725.15p.

Ager spent approximately £87,000 via PayPal and £48,000 at TK Maxx and another £28,000 in cash was identified.

When confronted she suggested co-workers also enjoyed access to the company accounts, resulting in two employees being questioned by the police.

The court was told Ager has a history of mental health difficulties and drug addiction, plus a former marriage that involved domestic violence.

When the police visited her home they found a “vast amount” of unopened goods Ager had purchased.

The first-time offender, who has a 16 year-old son, was also living in temporary accommodation.

Saturday, 29 October 2022

Sent To The Big House: Architect Who Molested Passed-Out Party Girl

An architect was jailed yesterday for molesting a drunken fellow-graduate, who snubbed him romantically at an all-you-can-drink ‘bottomless Prosecco brunch’, and passed-out on a sofa.

Oliver Smail, 31, who has a Master of Architecture qualification from Kingston University is starting a three-and-a-half year sentence for groping the 29 year-old he met on an all-day bar crawl.


Judge Benedict Kelleher told him: “You all ended up at a flat of your friend’s. You had consumed a very large quantity of alcohol and took cocaine as did the victim, who also took ecstasy.


“By the early hours she had fallen asleep on the sofa and there can be no doubt she was asleep when you committed this offence.


“You had shown an interest that afternoon and evening in her and were attracted to her, but you had not behaved inappropriately and had not concerned her.


“You took that opportunity to assault her and when she woke she found you were penetrating her with your finger and had pulled down the underwear that she had been wearing.”


When questioned by police Smail admitted: “Obviously she is a pretty girl and I am a man so I may make a few moves.”


An Inner London Crown Court jury convicted Smail, of St. Catherine’s Court, Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire of sexual assault by penetration at the two-bedroom apartment in Stead Street, Walworth on September 8, 2019. 


The judge discounted the sentence by six months because Smail, a former Planning Support Officer with Aylesbury Vale District Council, had to wait over two years for the Crown Prosecution Service to charge him.


He also placed him on the Sex Offenders’ Register for life.


During the trial the woman told the jury from behind a screen: “I remember him trying to touch me and moving to the other side of the sofa,” adding she woke at 6.30am with her underwear and tight spanx shorts around her knees.


She felt his hand between her legs and kicked him off the couch. “I woke up and that’s what was happening. There was a point in the night I was aware of him.


“I was aware of this because of the way he was touching me. I think he was completely out of it. Very intoxicated.”


One university pal of Smail’s even sent a text to a mutual friend saying the architect was: ‘literally attempting rape on the sofa.’ 


The woman told the trial she began drinking in Dalston’s trendy ‘Jones & Sons’ which offers a two-hour ‘Off The Wagon’ brunch of never-ending Prosecco.


“We were drinking for two-and-a-half hours,” she told the court. 


She was celebrating a birthday and she and her two female friend’s joined Smail’s mostly-male group and continued drinking cocktails at the nearby ‘Three Sheets’ bar.


Smail and friends Tom Madden and Alexander Hodgson-Doughty, who was celebrating his birthday, all know each other from the University of Kent.


They moved onto other local pubs and bars, continuing to drink and both the woman and Smail snorted cocaine during the evening and she also took an ‘ecstasy’ pill.


“I have been very honest that I took ‘ecstasy’ and cocaine. I have no recollection of who gave it to me, it was one of the three men.”


The group then took a minicab to Elephant & Castle with the vague idea of going to the Ministry of Sound nightclub, but instead bought a bottle of gin from and off licence and continued drinking at Alex’s flat.


“I am not denying I was drunk,” she added, recalling a short chat she had with Smail that evening. “I got the feeling he was flirting, but from early on I was not interested and made that clear.”


After a few rounds of gin and tonics at the flat Alex disappeared into his bedroom with the complainant’s friend, leaving her to sleep on the living-room couch.


The next morning she burst into the bedroom to complain about Smail to her friend, who asked him: “Did you finger my friend while she was asleep? Did you do that?”


The friend said Smail tried to hide under a pillow and replied: “I thought she consented.”


When cross-examined he insisted he was referring to her consent to leg touching and nothing more intimate. 


He quickly put his jacket on and left the apartment as the complainant’s friend continued shouting and demanding the police be called.


Smail, who runs his own design firm, told the jury all he did was rub the woman’s leg when he woke up in the middle of the night to find it in his crotch.


He was also drinking in ‘Jones & Sons’, where he also confessed to taking cocaine. “It is not something I regularly do, it was pushed towards me during brunch.”


Regarding the complainant he said: “I didn’t find her sexually attractive,” but admitted texting a friend during the evening to describe her as “cute.”


“I was really quite drunk,” he admitted, explaining his motivation for squeezing onto the couch was to sleep and not any sexual motive.


“I woke up with something rubbing against my crotch.


“I was in a very deep sleep, very hazy and my reaction was to feel the leg. I kind of rubbed it, squeezed it like a massage just to see if it was a girl or a guy or a reaction of some sort.


“She kind of squeezed my hand and rubbed it and nothing was said by anyone.”


Smail claims he got up to sleep in the spare room, but Alex told him it was being rented via Air B&B so he returned to the couch.


“When I woke up I was being kicked in the head. It was not as hard kick and I took it as a meaning she did not want me on the sofa I had been rubbing her calf earlier on.


“I was so dazed and confused. I did not understand why I was being kicked.”


Smail denied pulling down the woman’s underwear. “I was not aware of what she was wearing under her dress. I never moved any of her clothing.


“I only had one hand that was free at any time.”


He was questioned two weeks later and charged over two years after that. “It was upsetting. I remember my heart racing and having this massive weight on my shoulders and having to trust in this system that I am going through.”


Insisting he would do nothing without the woman’s consent he recalled the moment she kicked him in the head. “I remember thinking: ‘Oh God. I totally misread that situation.’


“I grabbed a pillow and slept on the floor until I was woken up by her friend pulling it away.”


In her victim impact statement the woman said: “I don’t think the assault will be something I can ever comprehend. I often wonder if there was more I could have done.


“I was vulnerable when he decided to assault me. I was asleep and had no way of defending myself.


“Since the assault I suffer panic attacks and drive myself into a state of panic. I have serious issues sleeping and wake up with night terrors.


“He waited until I was asleep and vulnerable before he attacked me. I believe his ego was hurt by me rejecting him earlier that night and took matters into his own hands.”


Smail’s KC Chris Henley told the court: “This is very sad in many respects. This is a man who has been through a great deal.


“He has a great deal of remorse and empathy for what this woman went through and his letter to the court is heartfelt with a real degree of understanding.


“His life is very different now than in September, 2019. He bitterly regrets going out with these people.”


Smail felt sorry for birthday buddy Mr Hodgson-Doughty’s lack of guest numbers and felt obliged to stick with him that night, despite the evening descending into drunkenness and drug-taking, the court heard.


“He still finds it shocking and shaming what he did that night,” added the KC. “His behaviour just wasn’t out of character, it was off the scale.


“He has built up a business, but has found it very difficult to focus on that since the conviction and is on anti-depressants.


“It has been a publicly shaming experience with reports in the national press and Mr Smail has struggled to leave his house, wondering if photographers were waiting for him.


“When he last left court there was a man outside with a camera and he could not believe he was there to take a picture of him.”


Judge Kelleher told the first-time offender: “The offence you committed was brief and there is nothing to say it lasted for more than a moment.


“You were still under the influence of alcohol and drugs at the time. It was not a planned offence, but in an uninhibited and intoxicated state you made that fateful decision to do that.


“You were a man of completely good character with no convictions and many people have spoken very highly of your personal qualities.


“Your letter to the court expresses genuine and serious remorse on your part for what you did, but this is a case where your victim being asleep was particularly vulnerable.”

Thursday, 27 October 2022

Woman Accused Of Murdering Missing Step-Dad With Boyfriend

Juned Sheikh & Surie Suksiri
A woman alleged to have tortured and killed her step-father with the assistance of her boyfriend appeared in custody at the Old Bailey yesterday.

Surie Suksiri, 30, of Earlsferry Way, Islington and Juned Sheikh, 47, of Haywood Street, Camberwell are both charged with the murder of “cheerful and gentle” Frank McKeever, 63.


He was last seen alive as he walked along Highbury Park, near the junction with Highbury Grange at 10.00pm on Saturday, August 28, last year, allegedly in the company of Sheikh.


Mr McKeever has not been seen since and the Metropolitan Police’s Specialist Crime team led the investigation to locate him, involving extensive searches of premises; open spaces; lakes; canals and other waterways without success.


Frank McKeever
Appearing via videolink from HMP Bronzefield, Suksiri, wearing a black sweatshirt, spoke to confirm her name and date of birth.


Sheikh, appeared via videolink from HMP Wormwood Scrubs wearing a grey sweatshirt and also spoke to confirm his name and date of birth.


Mr McKeever was reported missing nearly two weeks later on September 9 by a couple who were planning a home exchange with him.


Both Suksiri and Sheikh are charged with the murder of Mr McKeever on August 28, 2021 at The Chestnuts, Highbury Grange, Highbury.


They were remanded in custody until January 18, next year for a plea and case management hearing and a four-week trial date has been set for October 2.


They had previously been arrested and later released under investigation on September 28 and October 10, last year.


During the wide-ranging probe into Mr McKeever’s disappearance a reward of up to £20,000 was offered in return for information as to his whereabouts, but he has never been found.


His brother attended today’s hearing and in a statement during the search for him Mr McKeever’s family said: “Please could you help us find our brother, Frank McKeever.


“It will soon be the first anniversary of his disappearance as he was last seen on 28th August 2021.


“Our family had lost touch with him for some years, but we were so happy to re-connect with him last summer and were looking forward to being with him again to rebuild family ties.


“He seemed happy and positive about the future and he had remained loyal to his favourite football team Birmingham City.


“We really miss his cheerful and gentle personality and his sense of humour.


“He had a zest for life and loved chatting to people and was no doubt looking forward to celebrating his birthday on the 31st August and the Bank Holiday weekend.


“Sadly, he has now disappeared without trace and we are desperate for any news.


“we are very worried for his welfare and safety and will give help and support for anything he needs.


“If anyone has any information on his whereabouts please contact the missing People charity or the police. A reward is being offered.”

Tuesday, 25 October 2022

Missing Man Murder Charge: Duo In Dock

Accused: Sheikh & Suksiri
A man and woman, accused of the murder of a missing north London man described by his family as “cheerful and gentle” appeared in court for the first time yesterday.

Frank McKeever, 63, was last seen alive as he walked along Highbury Park, near the junction with Highbury Grange at 10.00pm on Saturday, August 28, last year in the company of another male.


He was reported missing nearly two weeks later on September 9.


Juned Sheikh, 47, of Haywood Street, Camberwell and Surie Suksiri, 30, of Earlsferry Way, Islington appeared in custody at Willesden Magistrates’ Court.


Both are charged with the murder of Mr McKeever on August 28, 2021 at an address in The Chestnuts, Highbury Grange, Highbury.


They had previously been arrested and later released under investigation on September 28 and October 10, last year.


Missing: Frank McKeever
Wearing a black and grey Nike top and dark jeans Sheikh only spoke to confirm his name, date of birth and address.


Suksiri, who was wearing a police custody-issue grey tracksuit, also confirmed her hame, date of birth and address.


Prosecutor Katie Weiss gave no details and District Judge Mark Jabbitt remanded them both in custody to appear at the Old Bailey on Wednesday. 


During the wide-ranging probe into Mr McKeever’s disappearance a reward of up to £20,000 was offered in return for information as to his whereabouts, but he has never been found.


The Metropolitan Police’s Specialist Crime team had led the investigation, which has involved extensive searches of premises; open spaces; lakes; canals and other waterways without success.


In a statement during the search for him Mr McKeever’s family said: “Please could you help us find our brother, Frank McKeever.


“It will soon be the first anniversary of his disappearance as he was last seen on 28th August 2021.


“Our family had lost touch with him for some years, but we were so happy to re-connect with him last summer and were looking forward to being with him again to rebuild family ties.


“He seemed happy and positive about the future and he had remained loyal to his favourite football team Birmingham City.


“We really miss his cheerful and gentle personality and his sense of humour.


“He had a zest for life and loved chatting to people and was no doubt looking forward to celebrating his birthday on the 31st August and the Bank Holiday weekend.


“Sadly, he has now disappeared without trace and we are desperate for any news.


“we are very worried for his welfare and safety and will give help and support for anything he needs.


“If anyone has any information on his whereabouts please contact the missing People charity or the police. A reward is being offered.”

Sunday, 23 October 2022

Jail For Drunken Train Sex Pest

A notorious train pest, who molested a 16 year-old girl after pestering her and her friend, has been locked-up.

Matthew Lewis, 55, was already subject to a Criminal Behaviour Order (CBO) for previous offending on the railway and struck again.

The girls were travelling on a service from Margate towards Rainham, Kent on Thursday, June 3, last year when they were approached by Lewis.

He began speaking to them and persistently made inappropriate comments towards both girls, asking to take them for a drink and suggesting they run away with him. 

He continued despite them insisting that they were only 16 years
-old before sitting down next to the victim and sexually assaulting her.

Lewis, of Deerton Street, Sittingbourne, Kent pleaded guilty to one count of sexual assault and one count of breaching the CBO. 

At Canterbury Crown Court he was sentenced to two years and ten months imprisonment and was ordered to sign the Sex Offenders Register for 10 years.

During the morning journey a male passenger noticed the girls seemed uncomfortable in Lewis' presence and challenged his behaviour.

A group of passengers invited the girls to sit with them further down the carriage.

The girls moved away and got off the train at Rainham when they noticed Lewis had also alighted there. 

They pointed him out to two members of rail staff who reported the offence to the British Transport Police (BTP).

Officers immediately attended and arrested Lewis at the scene.

Appearing drunk, the officers suspected Lewis was in breach of his CBO, which restricted him from travelling on the network while intoxicated.

BTP Detective Constable Stephen Gadd, said: “Lewis is a dangerous individual who subjected a young girl to extremely unacceptable sexual behaviour, and I’m pleased to see him behind bars.

His actions left the victim and her friend feeling hugely distressed, and I want to thank them for bravely reporting the incident and supporting our investigation. 

No one should experience such vile behaviour as they travel.

If you experience or witness a sexual offence on the railway, I strongly urge you to report it to us by texting 61016 or calling 0800 40 50 40. 

We will always take you seriously. In an emergency always dial 999.”

Friday, 21 October 2022

Baton Charge: Drunk Jailed For Threatening Police

A drunken troublemaker, who threatened police with an extendable baton, has been locked-up.

James Watson, 38, of Stonehill Road, Chiswick, west London also smashed the window of a passing car with the weapon.

At Ealing Magistrates' Court he was convicted of possession of an offensive weapon; criminal damage and causing fear of provocation of violence.

Watson was sentenced to nine months imprisonment.

The court heard that on Saturday, August 20 at approximately 6:10am, police were called to a disturbance in Nallhead Road, Feltham.

Officers attended and found an intoxicated Watson, nearby. 

He then produced an extendable baton from his pocket and started to threaten officers. 

He then went on the smash the window of a passing car, causing damage. 

Watson, was challenged with the officer’s taser and was sprayed with an Incapacitant spray (PAVA).

Police Constable Ed Griffiths, of the Emergency Response Policing Team based at Feltham, said: “It is a good result all round as he was causing a disturbance early in the morning as people when local residents should be able to have a peaceful start to their day and not have to encounter his violent behaviour.

The swift action taken by Police, CPS and courts demonstrates that such violent anti social behaviour will not be tolerated in the borough of Hounslow.”

Wednesday, 19 October 2022

Four Points For Award-Winning Sports Writer Martin Samuel

Sports journalist Martin Samuel has been fined and given penalty points for breaking the 20mph Tower Bridge speed limit in his Land Rover.

The 58 year-old Essex-based award-winning reporter appeared at Bromley Magistrates Court, where he admitted the offence.

He began his career with freelance sports agency Hayters and has referred to “cold, wet Tuesday nights at Selhurst Park,” early in his career before breaking into Fleet Street with The Times; News of the World; Daily Express; The Sun; Sunday People and Daily Mail, where he is currently a columnist.

Samuel, who lives in the five-bedroom, £3m Maple House, Oaklands, Warren Hill, Loughton was fined £1,000, with £100 costs and was ordered to pay a £90 victim surcharge.

He admitted a charge of speeding in the northbound carriageway of Tower Bridge on November 28, last year in his black 2.0 litre Land Rover.

The court also endorsed his driving license with four penalty points.

He was named 'Sports Writer of the Year' at the British Press Awards in 2007 and Sports Journalist of the Year at the British Sports Journalism Awards in 2005; 2006 and 2007.

Samuel secured a hat-trick of Sports Journalist of the Year gongs at the 'What The Papers Say' awards in 2002; 2005 and 2006.

While at the Daily Mail he secored more industry awards in 2010 and 2013 and in 2015 he was named in Debrett's List of the 500 Most Influential People in Britain.

Monday, 17 October 2022

Rapper Cleared Of Killing Girlfriend Is Banned From The Roads

Court Again: Ceon Broughton
A rapper who was cleared on appeal of killing his girlfriend, who fatally overdosed at a music festival, has been banned from the roads after refusing to give a blood specimen to police.

Ceon Broughton, 33 - who performs as CeonRPG - was released from an eight-and-a-half year prison sentence when the Court of Appeal quashed his manslaughter conviction in 2020.


At Westminster Magistrates Court last month he pleaded guilty to failing to provide a specimen to City of London Police when driving his black 1.6 litre Daihatsu Sportrak in the Square Mile on June 5.


He also pleaded guilty on the day of his trial, after initially fighting the charge, to driving in Cornhill without a licence authorising him to drive the vehicle.


Broughton, of Island Centre Way, Enfield was fined £250, with £200 costs and ordered to pay a £34 victim surcharge.


He was also disqualified from driving for sixteen months.


In 2019 Broughton was jailed following the death of Louella Fletcher-Michie, 24, the daughter of Holby City actor John Michie.


He had given her hallucinogenic Class A drug 2-CP at Dorset’s Festival in 2017.


She was found dead in woodland, 400 metres from the festival’s hospital tent in the early hours on September 11, the day she was due to turn twenty-five years-old.


Westminster Magistrates Court
Broughton recorded her “disturbed, agitated and then seriously ill,” the trial at Winchester Crown Court was told, where Broughton was also  convicted of supplying the Class A drug.


However, three Court of Appeal judges overturned the manslaughter conviction, ruling the prosecution failed to prove Louella could have lived if Broughton called for help.


A trial expert said she would have had a 90% chance of survival if given medical treatment even nearly five hours after taking the drug, but the judges ruled this was insufficient to meet the criminal standard of proof.


Broughton had received seven years for manslaughter, plus eighteen months for supplying the drug and that conviction remains on his record.


After he won his appeal Broughton’s lawyers released a statement which read: “Ceon remains devastated by her death.


“He has always wished that he could have done more to save her.


“He loved Louella and she him, but he knows that no words will ever be sufficient to convey his sense of responsibility for what happened or to begin to remove the pain that others have been caused.”

Saturday, 15 October 2022

Range Rover Theatrical Agent Cleared Of Driving Into 'Cycling Mikey'

A theatrical agent, who jumped a traffic queue in his Range Rover and carried a well-known cycling campaigner on his bonnet, has been cleared of dangerous driving and assault.

Paul Jerome Lyon-Maris, 60, was on his way to an appointment in heavy morning rush hour traffic at 8.25am when he ignored a ‘Keep Left’ sign and was blocked by Michael Van Erp, 50.

The jury at Southwark Crown Court were played video the Dutch cycling campaigner recorded on his GoPro camera in which he is heard shouting: “Why are you driving into me?”

Lyon-Maris, of Wychcombe Studios, England Lane, Hampstead was seen pointing at his watch as his partner of 33 years shouted about an appointment.

He was found not guilty of driving his grey two-litre Range Rover Velar dangerously on September 9, last year in Outer Circle, Regent’s Park.

Lyon-Maris was also found not guilty of assaulting professional carer Mr Van Erp, who has a popular YouTube channel called ‘CyclingMikey’.

Lyon-Maris admitted to the jury he ignored the ‘Keep Left’ arrow and overtook a line of queuing cars on the wrong side of the road so he could look for a parking place for his physio appointment.

“For a while I sat in that traffic. The problem for a driver is the traffic lights are very quick to change, only four or five cars at a time.

“Mindful of the fact I had an appointment with my physio I thought I might go down the right side of that road where there was a lot of parking.”

Van Erp’s video shows Lyon-Maris overtaking the line of cars for approximately 200 yards on the wrong side of the road.

“It was clear and I thought I would park in the bay at the end because the road was clear, I could see, to go around the wrong side of the arrow,” explained Lyon-Maris.

“I decided I was going to go the wrong way around that the blue arrow and at that point a man stepped out in front of the car right in front of me at which point I applied the brakes and stopped.

“I did not know who he was or what he wanted to do. He was waving an arm and in his hand had a long stick.

“Having been met by this intimidating figure I said something that I thought would calm the situation: ‘I’m on my way to a medical appointment.’

“He then, with his stick, banged it down on the windscreen and I said: ‘What the hell? What’s going on? What are you doing?’ and before I knew it he was on my bonnet, fell on it, jumped on it.

“He was all of a sudden on my bonnet. All I was saying was: ‘Please get out of the way.’

“I am not used to people jumping on my bonnet on the public highway and had to decide what to do.

“Tension was heightened during Covid and there was a stranger with a stick in his hand.

“I moved very slowly out of the way of any traffic and pulled over. He was at that point calling the police on his watch.

“I did not know what this man was doing, but that I could pull in once I got around the corner. He is clinging on and I am slowly going around.”

Lyon-Maris’s partner of 33 years, Robin Muir, got out and challenged Van Erp, the trial heard.

“Robin was saying: ‘Please get off the bonnet.’ I was saying: ‘Robin leave it, get back in the car.’

“I was surprised and a little intimidated,” he added, denying he was angry during the incident.

When cross-examined the defendant insisted: “He was not rational at the time. I thought I was being totally rational.”

The video records Lyon-Maris waving his arms at Van Erp, but he denied this was in anger.

“If I was gesticulating that was not aggressive, that was a way of expressing myself. I am not a person who becomes enraged.

“I can’t go backwards because that’s turning away from the man on my bonnet. I can’t go left so my instinct was to move slowly around the corner and out of the way.

“When someone jumps on your bonnet you have a moment to decide what to do.

“He was clenched on the bonnet of the car, you can see his fingers, they were fixed. He was hooked on and I decided to move very slowly so he would not flip off.

“It is not a safe thing for someone to jump onto your bonnet without reason and his reason was not clear.

“I did not move forward and he jumped onto the bonnet, stepped back and then jumped onto the bonnet again.”

Thursday, 13 October 2022

"He Has Driven Into Me": 'CyclingMikey' Recalls Bonnet Ride At 'Gandalf Corner'

'CyclingMikey': Michael Van Erp
A well-known road safety activist, known as ‘Cycling Mikey’, told a jury a theatrical agent deliberately drove his Range Rover into him at a traffic junction, which has gained international notoriety.

Michael Van Erp, 50, uploads clips to his YouTube channel of motoring offences and has reported ex-boxer Chris Eubank; movie director Guy Ritchie and footballer Frank Lampard.


Paul Jerome Lyon-Maris, 60, was driving his grey two-litre Range Rover Velar on the wrong aside of the road in Outer Circle, Regent’s park when Van Erp blocked his path, while filming.


“Somebody in America called me ‘BikeGandalf’  as in ‘You Shall Not Pass’ from Lord of the Rings. I tweeted it and everyone started calling it Gandalf Corner,” Van Erp told the trial.


Lyon-Maris, of Wychcombe Studios, England Lane, Hampstead has pleaded not guilty to one count of driving dangerously on September 9, last year and assaulting professional carer Mr Van Erp. 


Southwark Crown Court heard Van Erp reported a total of 358 motoring incidents to the police in 2019, with an 80% conviction rate.


Lyon-Maris, who ironically has represented actor Sir Ian McKellen, who played Gandalf in the Lord of the Rings trilogy and Oscar-winner Colin Firth was rushing to a physio appointment at 8.25am.


He claims Van Erp deliberately jumped onto the bonnet of his vehicle and was carried for approximately twenty yards around a right-hand corner after he admittedly ignored a ‘Keep Left’ arrow.


The jury were played video the Dutch professional carer recorded on his GoPro camera in which he is heard shouting: “Why are you driving into me?”


He was cross-examined by Michael Epstein, defending, who asked: “This is what you do isn’t it? If cars don’t adhere to what you want them to do, this is your fall back position isn’t it?


“You have a default position of getting onto bonnets of vehicles and claiming they have driven into you.


“You have taken it upon yourself to police the roads haven’t you? You monitor the roads.”


Van Erp replied: “I am stopping the immediate danger these drivers pose to other roads users.”


He had two cameras with him and was positioned in a central pedestrian island. “I stepped off at risk to myself,” he told the court.


Dismissing the suggestion he deliberately threw himself onto the agent’s vehicle, Van Erp said: “That’s a typical thing a driver might say. ‘He threw himself on my bonnet.’


“I have not gone onto the bonnet of his car. He has driven into me.


“I did not have the impression this was a real emergency. I have never had a real emergency at that junction.


“This did not feel like a real emergency. It felt like impatience.”


The jury were played Van Erp’s video recording of the incident, but the complainant himself rarely viewed it. “I felt it very distressing,” he said and after watching it before giving evidence he added: “I was left panting.”


Mr Epstein suggested the video proved Van Erp’s real motive to achieve online “notoriety”. “I suggest that was a conscious move on your part to get on the bonnet of his vehicle.


“That was a pre-determined choreographed action to grab and hold onto that bonnet.”


Van Erp denied his actions were deliberate. “He specifically drove into me twice. Mr Lyon-Maris drove right up to me and hit me.


“You are trying to suggest I am the antagonist here.”


“I am,” replied the defence lawyer.

Paul Lyon-Maris (L) & lawyer Michael Epstein (R)


“My interpretation was that he was horrified someone would block him there.


“There seems to be a bit of a culture war between drivers and cyclists in this country. cyclists are even hated and as a Dutchman I don’t think the British general public know how bad it is out there.”


The video of the confrontation was earlier played to the jury. Lyon-Maris can be heard shouting: “I’ve got an appointment at half past eight. Get out of the way!”


Prosecutor Mr James Dean told the trial: “On the day in question the defendant was driving south down the Outer Circle and there was a line of traffic going back one hundred yards, caused by traffic lights at Marylebone Road.


“At the junction there is a traffic island, which is quite wide and as you approach there is a ‘keep left’ arrow.


“Mr Van Erp was standing at that island as he had on previous occasions and had a head strap carrying a GoPro camera and had a selfie stick , which had a camera on the end off it.


“He was there to see if anyone was going to avoid that traffic island to execute a right hand turn .


“He is a cyclist and he and other cyclists say they are inconvenienced or endangered by illegal manoeuvres there.


“He saw the Range Rover coming towards him, coming out of the line of traffic and stepped out accordingly, determined to stop him.


“The driver, who had one male passenger, stopped and immediately began to remonstrate in a very agitated manner, which you will see on the video, shouting and telling him to get out of the way because he had an urgent doctor’s appointment.”


The prosecutor told the jury Lyon-Maris moved his Range Rover forward, causing Van Erp, who moved to the UK in 1998, to fall onto the bonnet. 


“The driver continues to move forward at a walking pace and carried Mr Van Erp, who fell over the bonnet again and continued to drive on the wrong side of the road and stopped twenty yards later with Mr Van Erp still on the bonnet.”


The jury were played Van Erp’s video and he could be heard dismissing Lyon-Maris’s claim to be late for a medical appointment. “I don’t care, you’re a liar. Call 999,” he said.


“I’m calling the police, you hit me,” continued Van Erp. “You cannot be driving on me. Don’t touch me or I will smack you. Your driving is outrageous.


“Do not drive off. If you drive off that’s leaving the scene of an accident.”


A female eye-witness claimed it was the second time that morning Van Erp deliberately jumped onto car bonnets, but the cyclist objected: “I didn’t launch myself onto the bonnet. Don’t tell lies.”


Mr Dean said: “He did not fall or throw himself onto the bonnet.”


Lyon-Maris was recorded telling police at the scene: “He threw himself onto my bonnet and he would not get off. I am late for an appointment because the road is closed.”


He admitted ignoring the ‘Keep Left’ sign and was later fined for that motoring offence, telling police: “I’m so sorry. He jumped onto my bonnet.”


The police officer knew Van Erp and told him: “I’ve watched your videos. I know what you do.”


Van Erp told police: “Growing up in Zimbabwe my tolerance for risk is quite high.”


Lyon-Maris told the officers: “I apologise for ruining your morning,” insisting he was not concerned by Van Erp’s video recording. “He would have recorded me trying to avoid him.”


Mr Dean suggested Lyon-Maris simply lost his temper that busy morning.


“He could have gone back and then gone back into the queue of cars and he may have found that humiliating in front of the other queue of cars.


“He was late for a physiotherapy appointment and perhaps felt entitled to break the law.”


Trial continues……………